Haley Heynderickx

After breaking the seal of being a closet musician, Heynderickx tricked several other humans (Lily Breshears/Phillip Rogers/Denzel Mendoza) into joining her in an electric band, most likely because her last name is pronounced "Heynderickx." She enjoys the thoughtfulness of lyric writing thanks to many great ponderings of the 21st century and lots of Dad jokes. She admits the music is nothing special, but it is honest, which seems good enough to get away with nowadays.